PepsixRape

The most popular soft drink in most of the Hammer Zone is PepsiXRape a version of Pepsi with Sriracha sauce and toxic cat urine mixed into it, as well as bleach, OxiClean, Orange Glo and Kaboom (which hammers can drink, because of JEWISH PHYSICS). It was created by a bunch of genetically-engineered hammer-human hybrids which were being used to taste-test Billy Mays products. Tired of drinking the stuff, they placed it into the head researcher's Pepsi. Since the head researcher was a human, the mixture killed him instantly, but when the hammer hybrids drank it, they though it tasted better than normal Pepsi. They told the Hammer Zone division of the Pepsi Company, which picked up the idea. However, the Pepsi execs wanted more mouthrape, so they hired a bunch of scientists, who improved the WTF-ness of the taste by adding cat pee and Sriracha. Therefore, the first soft drink that was not meant for human consumption was put on the market.

Trivia

 * Before the creation of PepsiXRape, the most popular soft drink in the Hammer Zone was Clorox (I already mentioned it, but the hammer digestive system is powered by JEWISH PHYSICS.) CloroxDrink.jpg