Suspicious Batch File

The Suspicious Batch File deletes System32, eats up all of your memory, and spreads to every other computer in the network it's on, but it can't spread outside of the Hammer Zone. It eventually created a hivemind of broken computers, which posted Lolcat Rule 34 to a bunch of popular websites. The Hammer Gods eventually got rid of the hivemind (and the batch file) by exiling the infected computers to the "Lisa Frank Zone", which turns anyone and anything inside it into a bunch of multicolored animals.